Ah yes, beautiful weather and a holiday weekend, so every asshole in the area is at the preserve.
No, it's cool, just overcrowd the place. And don't worry about masks.
And obviously, it's a huge inconvenience that the bathrooms are closed! So just piss behind my privacy fence. Where I can see you perfectly from my back window.
That's exactly how I want to spend my long weekend!
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