if we take all these things
and we bury them fast
& we pray that they turn to seeds
to roots and then grass
It'd be alright
It's alright
it would be easier that way

Surviving the great Northeast Heat Wave 2019 without AC, pro tip #1

minions memes & drinking while pregnant 

Cool thing of the day: two giant garter snakes getting freaky in my back yard.

I made a half-dog, half-dog monster to please you. But I get the feeling that you don't like it, what's with all the screaming?

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