I see her doing this from the inside all the time, but it's even cuter from the outside.

Me, pretending to be an optometrist: Which is better, number 1 or number 2?

Moved. Finally. This has been the month from hell. Seems like it's gonna be worth it.

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These people are so stupid that it's amazing they don't forget to breathe.

Life+, general world - 

Life is generally a bit bullshit right now, but it was our 6th wedding anniversary today, so we found a way to make a picnic away from the zombie horde of Westchesterites. It was lovely. I honestly cannot remember the last time I enjoyed a day this much.

"His Royal Highness will hear your petition, commoner, but make haste and speak well. The Sovereign is a busy man and does not suffer fools lightly."

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