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A Mormon, who just moved to NYC, explaining where his new apartment is located: "Yeah, I live in Heck's Kitchen."

Social media feels more and more weird. Am I getting old?

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A present for the next guest at this hotel. Praise “Bob!"
:jrbd: :jrbd: :jrbd:

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RT @VentureBeat@twitter.com

New Vector raises $8.5 million to develop an open source Slack and WhatsApp wp.me/p8wLEc-aE9Y by @Kyle_L_Wiggers@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/VentureBeat/status

Feels like the day before something important 🎵
Feels like the first snow of the season that sticks 🎵

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@Gargron [voraciously eats a red onion like an apple; munches bacon in between bites] ah fuk why did I move to this state

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I did the sequencing for a couple of robots to serve beer at a company event. This was the first beer served.

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I see a good post and I want it painted black
No good posts anymore I want them to turn black
I see these posts scroll by with content warnings on
I have to turn my head oh please help me Gargron!

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