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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

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British lawmakers: the right honorable gentleman from Swansbury-upon-Chuffton has insulted this chamber by vigorously shaking the shadow chancellor’s ceremonial tea spoon. Poor show.

American lawmakers: *machine gun fire*

Went to text "I get it"

phone wanted to autocorrect the first part to "I gay"

backspace, type "I get", and phone suggested the sentence "I get gay"

My phone's been hanging around Mastodon too long

@crazypedia @thegibson initially I was going to suggest skyline, but tbh when I'm in the area I gravitate more towards steak n shake or Bob Evans.

@OddlyOtter You MONSTER.

It's okay. I'm not the greatest promoter of all things.

But I am the greatest shitposter.

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I don't have a political point to make here; I don't care about your affiliation, your party, or your vote; here's the only thing that matters this week for a huge number of Americans:

December 15 is the cut-off to register for health care at HealthCare.gov

Pass it on.

My wife was home this weekend, so we decorated!

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In other news, you can apparently install Steam Link on a Raspberry Pi now (although it's still in beta) #gaming

steamcommunity.com/app/353380/

@parker Welcome! You operate by feeding all your good feelings and happiness into "toots" and are paid in kind with the love and admiration of the fediverse.

Let me know if I can do anything to help! In general our local timeline is a little slow, but the federated timeline will show all the interesting folks that our instance is talking to. It's a good way to sample the known "fediverse" and see what's going on out there.

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@angristan There were various commercial offerings too. I remember people talking up Borland as being hot stuff back in the day.

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A professor I know left me a $50 gift card for Trader Joe's because 'I've been a grad student before.' I'm not crying, you're crying

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