Stu @shoeberto@straylight.expectnomore.net

The only one getting any work done around here.

These lazy good for nothings are lucky it's quarantine. I'm here busting my butt and they have the nerve to sleep ALL DAY!!!!

Just last week I saw people on the federated timeline spouting a theory that Joe Biden was dead or dying due to his recent radio silence:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/biden-debuts-podcast-his-virtual-campaign-president-n1171756

dae in 2016 when right-wingers were spreading insane theories about Hillary being on her death bed? Don't be those people.

@thegibson Garfield hate Mondays.

Ah yes, the rare Fuck Off Every Thing is Straight Bull SHIT Sunday evening. Quite uncommon. I'm sure to be in rare form this week.

@Gargron @selfsamesynonym Well AXSHUALLY, your meme, and also you as a human, are VERY Bad and I hope you Also feel very Bad because

Can I pet that dog

Can I pet that dogggg

CAN I PET THAT DOGGGGG

This dog so shifty.

He owns that couch tho.

@djsundog This song has popped into my head SO MUCH LATELY.

Just found out that a local brewery is, in addition to food and beer, now offering curbside pickup of toilet paper. 2020 is wild.

@Andrea Been enjoying the occasional fluff piece lately just for the change of pace.

I've been wfh for years so I'm no stranger to switching between Work Mode and Home Mode; but I do now find it feels weird to use my same desk for Work Mode, playing multiplayer games with my nephew, and also now apparently telehealth meetings with my therapist.

@thegibson dude... I went through multiple phases of panic about this last week... I had a few days where I could not stop sniffling and sneezing and I thought for sure I was gonna be patient 0 in my apartment.

@bluedemon218 oh wow... maybe the bed is some sort of magic portal....... the same cat existing in 2 spots, living 2 lives, at the same time..........