These lazy good for nothings are lucky it's quarantine. I'm here busting my butt and they have the nerve to sleep ALL DAY!!!!

uspol/dem primary/covid adjacent 

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Ah yes, the rare Fuck Off Every Thing is Straight Bull SHIT Sunday evening. Quite uncommon. I'm sure to be in rare form this week.

@Gargron @selfsamesynonym Well AXSHUALLY, your meme, and also you as a human, are VERY Bad and I hope you Also feel very Bad because

Just found out that a local brewery is, in addition to food and beer, now offering curbside pickup of toilet paper. 2020 is wild.

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"What day is it?" asked Pooh.

"How the fuck am I supposed to know after being at home for three goddamn weeks?" squeaked Piglet.

"My favorite day," said Pooh.

Coronageddon adjacent 

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covid: a boring dystopia 

paranoia/MH 

@bluedemon218 oh wow... maybe the bed is some sort of magic portal....... the same cat existing in 2 spots, living 2 lives, at the same time..........

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