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Excuse me but "Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg won’t talk to the Guardian. So we fed everything he says into an algorithm, built a Zuckerbot, and interviewed it" has got to be the best take. theguardian.com/technology/201

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Blessings to you and all you hold dear
on this shortest day of a long-ass year
(for those of us in this hemisphere)
Spread the warmth and share the cheer
and know that I'm glad to have you here.

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Really excited that Mozilla has selected Matrix, @RiotChat@twitter.com and @ModularIM@twitter.com as the successor to IRC for all their community chat needs! The future will be open - both open source, open open standard and open web :D matrix.org/blog/2019/12/19/wel

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macho man randy savage levels are critical

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Sorry for the outage. We experienced technical differences over the weekend.

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Getting ready for holiday travel and dreading how hard it's going to be to not backslide on my weight loss... I've worked hard for this 😭

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Actually, because Miller High Life isn't brewed in the Champagne region of France, it really should be called the Sparkling Wine of Beer.

As your candidate for the next president of these United States, I cannot promise you what the future trajectory of this great republic will be, for that is solely the provenance of the Almighty; but, on this day, I will promise you this: I am really, really good at solving Sudoku.

Thank you. God bless you, and God bless America.

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Bae: Come over.
Bigfoot, The Monster Truck: I can’t. There’s a downed airplane blocking my path.
Bae: My parents aren’t home.
Bigfoot, The Monster Truck:

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Black Friday Special Offer! 🤑 Exclusive **Free** Download of the #Ubuntu Desktop & Server operating system! 😘 Share it with your colleagues, family, friends and pets! 😺
bit.ly/2OATi4d

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People in turkey and bulgaria hang their jackets on trees during winter for homeless or poor people , a small gesture can make someones happiness...

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neural net generated pie 

Here are some pies generated by a very confused neural net.
aiweirdness.com/post/189313008

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Gonna make a app where you weigh yourself by standing on ur phone. Will it make millions or billions???

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:fab: stay out of the kitchen i just mopped.

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